DANNY DEVITO OFFICIAL

urdnotwrex:

please play this nonstop on loop at an uncomfortably loud volume at my funeral

urineldiot:

his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
mom’s spaghetti
He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he
spaghetti

urineldiot:

his palms are sweaty, knees weak

arms spaghetti

There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,

mom’s spaghetti

He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he

looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti

but he keeps on forgetting what he

spaghetti

burningbrighterstill:

on the way home after concerts with your friend like 

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Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken